Pittsburgh As Punchline

I suppose some things will never change. Rolling Stone mocks all the mocks for the upcoming NFL Draft:

31. Pittsburgh – MIKE POUNCEY, G, Florida

Rich Eisen: “This is a nice feel-good story for yet another completely fucked rust-belt city where all the jobs have vanished and all that’s left is hollowed-out factories, mortgage fraud, and teen prostitution.” Deion Sanders: “I really think Pittsburgh should have taken a cornerback. How’re you gonna do Mike Tomlin like that, Dan Rooney? C’mon, man!”

I think that Pittsburgh is doing well enough to laugh along with the audience enjoying the satire.